User blog:Alectricity/Hey, I'm first!

Hey guys, i am the first person to make a blog post here! I love No ideas videos, and i have two requests. No Idea, i hope you are listening.

First off, i think No Idea should make an Armenia merch series. I am from Armenia, and this would mean alot.

Also, i have a video idea.

Video idea: Nigeria: Welcome to the Great Nigerian Stuff Shop! What can I interest you in? Saudi: What's in this barrel? Nigeria: That, my friend, is 100 percent real oil! All yours for 10K dollars a barrel! Saudi: I'll buy the whole stock! opens barrel Saudi: Yuck, this is just sewage in a barrel! Nigeria troll intensifies Armenia: What is this? Nigeria: That's a completely real claim to Azerbaijan, all yours for 50K dollars! Armenia: I'm in! reads paper Armenia: Hey! This is just a sheet of paper with scribbles on it! Troll intensifies Russia: What is in this bottle? Nigeria: That is filled with pure vodka, for only $100K a bottle! Russia: Why is it invisible? Nigeria: It is SO PURE, it looks invisible! Russia: Cool! I buy! opens bottle Russia: This really is empty! troll intensifies USA: What's in the vault? Nigeria: That vault is filled with real, 24 karat gold bars, and it is ALL YOURS! All I need is your paypal info! USA throws bag labeled "secret government passwords" to Nigeria Nigeria: It's all YOURS! USA: Hey! This is a rock spray painted gold! Saudi: Who wants to violate a nuclear treaty? Armenia: Damn right I do! USA: Nice shot, buddy. Nice shot. Nigeria: (while being thrown into outer atmosphere) GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL!!!!!..... Starring: 🇳🇬🇸🇦🇦🇲🇷🇺🇺🇸
 * USA drops bar, revealing rocky inside
 * troll intensifies
 * USA hobbles outside, where others are.
 * Russia takes out red button, missile labeled "for use on America only" crashes into Stuff Shop. Nigeria is flung out.
 * Russian anthem plays